creepymutelilbugger:

(via scarves-in-summer)

csny:

“tumblr became bad because of porn ban” “tumblr is bad because of bots” “tumblr is bad because there’s hateful people who post freely” THE AUDIO POST HAS A COPYRIGHT DETECTOR NOW. DOESNT ANYONE REMEMVER WHEN YOU COULD PUT ANY SONG ON HERE AND LISTEN AND SCROLL AND LOVE????????????? STOP SENDING ME TO SPOTIFY APP

(via mortiwhore)

character-of-all-time:

calamitycons:

character-of-all-time:

calamitycons:

character-of-all-time:

ROUND 1: ELAINE (seinfeld) VS BEOWULF (beowulf)

ALT

ALT

the poll is missing.

listen,

I’m listening

do you hear it?

(via mortiwhore)

hesperocyon-lesbian:

cyanampersand:

gwen stacy vlc media player tshirt

my god she really is trans

(via mortiwhore)

demilypyro:

chongoblog:

Wish I could go back to those days again (when Overwatch was good)

Dude wake up. Overwatch 2? Battle pass? What are you talking about. It’s 2016. Come on let’s go play 6 winstons

(via zackinthegreen)

dandelion-grl:

you’ve got to be jeff the kidding me

(via slicznymartwy)

lunarlagomorph:

I think ive said it before but you really gotta feel bad for oedipus that wanting to fuck your mother got named after him. He really did not want to do that . It is central to oedipus rex how badly he didnt want to do that. Dick move by freud

(via underwatersurfboard)

the2headedcalf:

reblog or reply with your love song. you know, the one that you think is what love sounds like

(via matthew-clawchuk)

lydiardbell:

gothcrafts:

personally i would read the psychological thriller based on the horrific events that transpire at the fanfic retreat

(via the--plant)

gayday:

do u have a vibrator in ur pants or is ur penis just so scared

(via scarecrowmax)

dovv:

me as a youtuber making thousands of dollars off of video essays paraphrasing the Wikipedia articles for horrific travesties throughout European and Asian history: uhh okay I’m not even gonna TRY to pronounce that one 😂

(via newgenroys)

thesituation:

worst effect of choice feminism has to be the destigmatization of plastic surgery.. we need to restigmatize that NOW

(via newgenroys)

qapleulia:

saving my favourite twitter thread here just in case

(via birchbbier)

littledeludeddupes:

littledeludeddupes:

baby i fuck you 🐜 ant style

has sexwith you like an ant

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